“Hello Lifealert” “Hello Stella, are you okay?” “… is your refrigerator running?” “Stella, we’re all getting a little tired of your bullshit”
eponiner: So my thirteen year old brother always asks to use my video camera. And I never knew why. But today I opened iMovie for the first time in months and THIS IS WHAT I FOUND. I DONT KNOW WHAT TO THINK.
I get distracted so easily . It's so beautiful.
these are the various folders you must go through to get my bank of received nudes. i also am very OCD when it comes to sorting and arranging the nudes themselves. so firstly onto followed by and to then keep on to still going you’re over half way nearly there just a couple more one final warning and then finally
sticks and stones may break my bones but chains and whips excite me
If I was your boyfriend I’d never let you go
Mom: Can I see your tumblr?
Me: WHAT TUMBLR?! *throws laptop out window, runs to airport, moves to Mexico, changes name to Pepito*
lupuspuella: Whatever happened to rihanna when she first started singing she was like yee mista dj song pon de replay and now shes like fuck me with a shovel and slap my titties.
me: that six-year-old is going to be hot when he's older