A D A L | B A S R A V I [i_am_awkward] music - sopHOMOre - cali - 15
what did the mama pig give her baby pig for its rash?
pigs are commonly known for rolling around in dirt, but there’s a reason for this. Pigs skin is very sensitive, the harshness of their environment can result in rashes and often sunburns. Pigs use mud to help relieve pain and protect their skin. Since piglets are even more delicate, mother pigs will often roll their pigs in mud right after birth.
NO THEY GIVE THEM OINKMENT
Me: Im gonna have so much fun this weekend!
Me: *masturbates 4 times in a row and passes out*
can one direction concerts even be classified as concerts literally all they do is roll around on the floor and touch each other
sometimes my mood is ‘beyonce’
but other times its ‘white person in an infomercial’
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”